The Pros and Cons of Indiana

in Indiana there is also a billboard that says 'HELL IS REAL.' yes Indiana, we get it. hell is real. if anyone knows it, it's you.

The Pros and Cons of Monkeys

in Indiana there is a billboard that shows evolution (monkey to man) with a red circle and a line through it.

INDIANA CLASS ROOM - Daytime

ok kids - turn to page 37 in your text books. today we are going to learn about the dangers of Evolution. Whatever you do - 'JUST SAY NO' to evolution.


to be continued...

...fuck the shoes, give me more wool.

well finally. jeeez. it takes me forever to get this stuff situated. we're not discussing time. where your mind wonders to, is timeless. i can stay around and hangout for a while there. the air is really fresh and their endless amounts of coconut water. mmmmm....wait, i think they make that an ice cream flavor. i'd call it coco-chongo, i mean that would be the name of the delivery service. only if they fix the potholes on the shity  roads, there would be less wait for deliveries. do you ever wonder what happens to your food when it leaves the place you ordered from to the time it gets to you? and if theres a good song on the radio if they take the delivery around the block a time or two. thats when you put an end to all that. what even did we do before that service? well, now businesses really are delivering for their customers huh? in this state of economy people would sell anything. selling tickets for a trip through my noggin, is an option. i could use that brain brush detoxes speak of. i'll get it all nice and clear for you. or if you hurry its decent now. its better than you'd ever imagine. and if you have any services you think might make the trip to the bank, lemme know. 

hmmm, id rather be boating. no really. its a bit toasty, more like sticky, but with breezy air. but its night and usually the only boat id be on is the harrahs. how low can you go, before your shut. heavier and thicker.  i might let them go, free eyelids, go for it, latch together. i believe in an open relation ship with them. they are the boss. so im not much of a fighter anyway, but that was an easy win. they didnt even have to ask twice. 

.....wait i was just thinking of language and why its different in different areas. how does yes help you survive longer than we?      

The REAL WORLD - Cyberspace

This is the story of four bloggers, picked to sit in different rooms, smoke a little pot and have their lives BLOGGED.

The REAL WORLD - Cyberspace, where sometimes people write about things like having to be polite at really difficult times. Like when someone's kid is really ugly. other times we talk about things like wishing different kind of foods/beverages could be delivered to your home.....like chips or brownies or fountain sodas with ice cube pellets. not crushed...not cubed....the pellets. very important.

The blogmates:

Gibliorononomicon (formerly the Human Head) - 29 - St. Louis
Winnie Cooper - 28 - Chicago
Ajmillerworld (formerly The Blogfather) - 30 - Miller World
nonstopper - 27 - on a farm with some goats

Backstory:

The four blogmates used to either live together or work together or both. Now, no one lives or works with anyone. Well, that's not true. Myself and nonstopper live together in chicago. When she isn't at the farm.

nonstopper was the accidental inventor of this blog over a year ago, after applying via text message for a coat check job at the bar we all worked at and losing a battle with T9. thus, the boat check was born. and somehow morphed into a site in which we are to write in it solely while floating somewhere over a computer.

this blog has been dormant for a while now, and after reading through the old blog and then discussing it with ajmillerworld, we decided to resurrect it. truth be told, i missed living this lifestyle. the blogging life isn't for everyone but then again, what is?

i just keep thinking about how a blog with multiple authors is kind of like sitting in a virtual room. at a virtual table perhaps. or better yet, this blog is like the confessional room on the Real World. this is where we all come to share with the world our deepest, darkest secrets. or is it where we all come to make-out? I can't remember.

That has to be the next step in reality television. taping people and their blogs? It's almost the exact same thing as real life. right? maybe pretty soon we wont have to see or interact with other humans at all ever....wouldn't that be cool?

someone please help me....i am stuck in a computer!

How It Began, In The Beginning.

The Boat Check
By-AJMIllerworlD


Something about eating at Mirasol.
Anna.
1 Lover.
2 Lovers.
aBar.
Smoking "The Weed".
Corky Lawstuned.
T9text.
I hope that you guys did better than me for this one. I'm currently two minutes late for turning this in and feeling more pressure by the second. And for what? I can't be in trouble for this tardiness. I won't lose money, or work. Oh shit, I'm high as the Gates over herrrrrrrr.

Well I don't really have much to say for the first one but next week when we talk about "THE PROS AND CONS OF MONKEYS" I will pour into the paper.
aJMIllerworlD